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Dear Church Family, I want to personally welcome you to The Anna Banana Show website (Our Events page). The Anna Banana Show is on a mission from Almighty God to unify and mobilize the Church to end the Holocaust in the womb (Abortion) nationwide.

This mission will be accomplished by proposing and ratifying a 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution called “The Right to Life Emancipation Proclamation.”

In Proverbs 31:8-9, our Savior Jesus Christ instructs us to speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves and defend their rights. We have also been instructed in Proverbs 24:11-12 to rescue those who are being taken away to death; hold back those who are stumbling to the slaughter.

In the Declaration of Independence, it states, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, —That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

In the Preamble of our United States Constitution, it states, “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

As members of God’s Church and Citizens of these United States of America, we have been issued a mandate both from the Scriptures and our founding documents. That mandate is for us to DEFEND THE LIFE, LIBERTY, AND HAPPINESS FOR ALL MEN CREATED EQUALLY BY OUR CREATOR.

Our Events page lists several ticket items that can be purchased to support our biblical and constitutional responsibilities to defend the life, liberty, and happiness of ourselves and our Posterity. Our Posterity means future generations, our offspring, our seed, our children, and the preborn babies in the womb.

Let us show the world and our culture that as Christians and Americans, we value the life, liberty, and happiness of not just ourselves but that of others. Amen

The Right to Life Emancipation Proclamation Event Planning

The Bible tells us that we shall all stand before God on Judgement day to give an account of what we did with the life that He gave us. What a wonderful account we shall have knowing that we showed unwavering support to defending life and abolishing abortion.

If the Lord moves your heart, please consider sponsoring an event by purchasing one or more Event planning tickets. These Event Planning tickets are one of several ways we raise funds to support the work we are doing to abolish abortion in the United States.

All Event Planning tickets are listed for a non-refundable administrative fee of $25. This non-refundable $25 fee does not guarantee the realization of said event. It opens up a good faith line of communication for both parties to coordinate back and forth in hopes of making said event a realization. As there are many unpredictable factors that go into coordinating and planning an event, neither party can guarantee that said event will happen.

Once you pay the $25 administrative fee and download an Event Planning ticket, please allow 48 hours for a member of our team to reach out to you. We will reach out to you via email and/or text to set up a time to discuss details and make arrangements that are suitable for both parties.

Please note that we (The Anna Banana Show), reserve the right to refuse a sponsorship request(s) if /when we discern that it poses a conflict and violates our policies, safety regulations, or applicable laws.

The Back portion of each Event Planning ticket expresses your legal consent to our Disclaimer and Terms of Service.

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